MOIST STUFF | 125ml MOISTURISER
Keep your moist bits... well moist.... our Moist Stuff Moisturiser in the irresistibly fresh Cucumber Melon scent. Yes, we went there - we know how much you secretly love the word. This is hydration with ‘tude, packing a punch of juicy cucumbers & sweet melons to leave your skin feeling silky smooth & smelling ridiculously f*cking delicious. Don’t be surprised if you catch yourself sniffing your own arm throughout the day – it’s that good. But remember, no licking; let's keep the weirdness in check, yeah?
Scent: CUCUMBER MELON | It's like smashing a fresh salad on your skin, but better. We've bottled up the juiciest cucumbers & sweetest melons to keep you fresh & hydrated, even when your attitude isn’t.
DISCLAIMER
Please note this body moisturiser can’t guarantee to get you even partially moist … if it could would be charging a shitload more! We have to put this disclaimer on, as Karen’s probably already contacted the manager to get the slippery when wet sign removed AND asked for her money back!
REFUNDS & RETURNS
We want you to love our products as much as we f*cking do because after all, if you're here, you're our kind of people.
For that reason want you to be happier than a pig in shi*t with your purchase.
If you made the mistake of gifting your purchase to a Karen, who doesn’t have a sense of humour, please contact us at hello@filthyanimal.com.au. Once we've given the right amount of eye rollin' we will organise with you for you return the item and we will replace it with another gift or a gift voucher of the same value.
If for whatever reason you are unhappy with the quality of the gift and don’t want to exchange it with anything else, please contact us at hello@filthyanimal.com.au so we can process a full refund.
INGREDIENTS
Aqua, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Caprylic/Capric Tryglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol & Ceteareth 20, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Glycerine, Octadecanoic acid, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Tocopheral (Vit E), Benzyl Alcohol & Salicylic Acid & Glycerin & Sorbic Acid, Xanthan Gum & fragrance.